It's only a matter of time before I fucking kill everyone...

Starting with this Goddamn ignorant whore.

ETA: I told my mom that younger Tetsu looks like her from back when she had my little sister. And...he really reminds me of her. I'm so serious.

And...have a wai 2 srs Sasuke.


( lol sorry if you like Twilight )

Zachary Quinto? Makes a fucking hot Spock. Know it, bitches.

To all the roleplauyers on my friendslist, have you seen the Anon RP Meme? People I know were mentioned, and...lolz.

I don't know, I guess some of the stuff is amusing. I...posted this.

Aside from that, I discovered baoying is like, the best thing ever?! As if the Jrock kink meme was not enough to make me realize this. Which, uh, reminds me of how I still need to fix jrock_kink up or some shit, but I want other mods. *whines*

Anyway, I wrote an Obama/Hyde/Sakura fanfiction 'cause of the lady mentioned above. It ain't finished, due to lack of coffee, but...have it anyway. I know, I'm special. )':

( Btw, it's 'porn'...lulz )

WERE YOU OFFENDED? Not that I care, lol. *draws fanart* [:

I've decided I'm going to...attempt applying to a multifandom as Obama...lol.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGIE.

Legal Angie is legal. Everyone is getting old. *_* ♥

OMG I LYKE TTLY GOT INSPIRED BY ALL THE AWESOME BATMAN FANFICTIONS OUT THERE, SUDDENLY SURFACING WITH THE RELEASE OF "THE DARK KNIGHT".

I wrote a fanfiction called, "Y U so SRS Brucey??". AND OMG I TTLY WORKED RLY RLY HARD ON DIS SO DUN BE MEAN 2 ME U GAIZ (even though I wouldn't have to say this if it wasn't shit LOOOOOOL).

hurr it be:

once upond a time the joker fall madly in luv with batman and started 2 follo him everywher. one day batman herd sumthin bhind him and tturn around

"omg who r u?" he asked and his eyes git real big liek this O_o lol

"im joker your batman rite?"

"yeh im batman" batman say and his nipples got rly hard

the joker was just so butiful...he was such a cool guy, y did batman ever hate him? he waz jsut so...cute.

"i thot so." the joker sed smiling and psuhed batman againstt a wall and tuched his penis. batman moaned and arched his back. "oh tthe joker" he said

the joker was smiling and wonderd y batman looked so srs. it made him angry and want to kill evrything lol

but the joker wuz a godo guy so he didnt kill him and he loved him anyways so he wanted to have him so he had this rly hard cock and he was sick of pllaying around so he pulled his clothes offf and bruces too and then started kissing him

the batman moaned agen and pushed up against the jokers big manly...man nippls

( OMG LOL ITS TTLY HAWT YAOIZ >/////< )

Reason number...fuck, I stopped counting a long time ago, but reason some big number why I hate Kentucky:

There is a cow in my back yard.

I got married in California a few days ago...lLOOOOL.

Did...they really up the legal smoking age to twenty-one? That's...what Kentucky is saying. If yes, then good. Now...they ought to up the drinking age.

*smokes...underaged*

( And randomly, here's a special conversation about mint. )

My stomach feels all...sexy and cool, oh my fuck. *_* *faps*

Also, Snook is special. And is currently writing the...most special fanfiction ever. So much lulz are being had. Idk, this needed shared. JUST BECAUSE I COULD.

Why would anyone want a 13" dildo?

Happy birthday, Ruthi (saria)! Now you're old like the rest of us. *_* ♥

Guys...go join the bimbo game. It's so sexy, I'm in love with it. Although I ain't had the internet for like, three days (except last night when I stole mom's and didn't have my browsers), and now my bimbo was anorexic and thirsty.

Time to go through five hundred e-mails and comment on everything in the world.

Ugh, my AIM was down all day...and night, and acted like it wasn't. THANKS FOR TELLING ME, ANDY.

So today, Snook painted some of the house green. It was sexy.

[10:47] Snook: Lmao when I was paintin
[10:47] Snook: I wanted to paint on myself. On purpose.):
[10:47] Andy: ....
[10:47] Andy: Lol
[10:48] Andy: I woulda done it
[10:48] Snook: LOL
[10:48] Snook: I was sooo tempted
[10:48] Andy: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ITTT?
[10:49] Snook: 'CAUSE MOM WOULD BE WTFING AT ME
[10:49] Andy: Shoulda just told her it was an accident
[10:49] Andy: You fell into the bucket
[10:49] Andy: You're small enough to fit I bet >:|
[10:49] Snook: LMFAO!!!!
[10:49] Snook: Actually, yeah ):
[10:49] Andy: LMAO

...seriously. I'm doing this tomorrow when I got to paint again.

Fanny Mae, FHA, and...all the rest of them bitches can kiss my ass. I don't want to work for the mortgage company full time. Fuck, that's a good fourteen hours or more a day spent fucking working. Every single day. I'm...uh, exhausted.

Fuck I'm hungry. I...never have time to eat anymore. Seriously.

Whatever, I do it for my penis truck. |:< It'll have a custom Snook plate and...be sexy.

I got a mouse. His name is Ruthi. Because he's weeaboo and emo and pissed on me (only I lied, he didn't piss on me). And...his teeth are like vampire teeth. Sexy. He's weeaboo because I gave him Asian food and water dishes. Because I'm a retard and forgot you need to buy some.

And I got, uh...pink boots. They're so sexy.

Oh, and tracy_coder; I saw a chick who looked just like you today when we were near Prestonsburg. It was weird.

Okay, time to go...plant the garden.

I hate working for the mortgage company.

Today sucked. We got the cops called on us, I spilled a bottle of perfume on myself (I'm allergic), and...I spilled more hot McDonald's coffee on my crotch (which also happened yesterday).

And...other shit I'm forgetting because I'm tired. But Jesus fuck.

Almost four years and this bitch ain't grown up none.

[15:27] Eddy: hows life overall?
[15:27] SNOOK: Boring, but okay now that winter's over.
[15:28] Eddy: thats good
[15:28] Eddy: got a bf?
[15:28] SNOOK: Nope.
[15:28] Eddy: id bag you if you lived nearby
[15:28] Eddy: with a face like that, i wont double take

[15:33] Eddy: where you live with
[15:34] SNOOK: I live in Campton, still with my mom and sisters.
[15:34] Eddy: ah
[15:34] Eddy: tell them you gonna marry a mexican

[15:50] Eddy: you should move to CA
[15:50] Eddy: so we can live together

Oh man this guy. He's so amusing.

My fucking unreliable Kentucky internet connection can suck my dick.

Valentine's day. Yeah, got nothin' to say on it, really, aside from the fact that the gaia event was very hot, because I got to whore around virtually all morning. And it's also good for the fact, that like... people are sexing all day.

So apparently, ahoushi is my sexy valentine. ♥ *Sexes* So ya'll can't have her tonight. Not even a little, 'cause I don't like people digging in my stuff.

Oh, and konohagakuen starts tomorrow. Sexy.

Uh, okay so... I googled maggots for some reason, even though I got this phobia... oh God.

Anyway, I linked Andy to them and... oh God, there're some pretty nasty links in this conversation. Oh man. Fuckin' hell... I'm sick now. Oh yeah, on AIM my nickname is Shika for role play purposes, in case ya'll were wondering.

( Oh God )